The Thermostat Wars Crew Neck

$76.64 NZD (plus tax)

Touch the thermostat and find out.

The Thermostat Wars Crew Neck is for every dispatch center where nobody agrees on the temperature, everybody knows exactly who changed it, and adjusting the thermostat by two degrees is apparently an act of war.

Featuring a full retro ODB Climate Control design and the completely reasonable response:

PLEASE HOLD. I’M EXPERIENCING A PERSONAL EMERGENCY.
Someone touched the thermostat.

PUT IT BACK.

Because there are calls holding, units talking, alarms going off, and somehow the most controversial thing happening in the room is still whether it should be 68 or 72.

Part of the Dispatch After Dark collection by Off Duty Behavior.

Cotton Heritage is known for their premium fabrics with a classic fit and Americana vibe. Great for premium loungewear.

  • 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
  • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing
  • Printed on demand (DTG)

    Soft, Integrated Feel: Because the ink soaks directly into the clothing fibers rather than sitting on top, the final print feels soft, lightweight, and breathable.

    Eco-Friendly Inks: Printful uses non-toxic, vegan water-based inks that are safe for both adults and children

Select color: Cardinal

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More details

  • 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
  • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.